The Bar is Open! - because it’s 5 o’clock somewhere! No ID’s required here. Every great cocktail party includes a little something to nibble on. These parody cocktail party dog toys ensure your beloved pup is always the life of the party.

The Luxurious Parody Plush Dog Toys

We interviewed countless breeds from Australian Shepherds to Golden Retrievers to see what was missing in their canine lives. Here’s what they had to say.

The Chihuahua yelped nothing would get them more excited than a pair of Christian Loubarkin to add some inches to its strut, while the Chocolate Labrador appreciated a Bark Street Journal without that dry newspaper after taste. The Dachshund wanted to stare hours on end at its own iBone, and the Siberian Husky felt naked on her walk to the local bakery without her Gucchewi. A crowd of Mutts just wanted to kick back with a six pack of Dogs Equis and a bottle of Robert Muttdavi and bark it up. And the consensus from the French Bulldog to the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel was there is no better way to start the day than with a Hairmes Café Paw Lait or Chewnel Puppaccino.

Sizes:
S - 5.5” x 3.5” x 2” 
L - 8.5" x 3.5" x 3.5"
XL - 10" x 5" x 3"
 

• Top Shelf. Premium liquor and beer carried here for you canine’s fine palette. No ID’s required.
• Bottom’s Up. Floppy ears and all, these pet toys will forever memorialize picture perfect moments.
• Ingredients. These concoctions have plush soft exterior with the ultimate squeaky sensation inside.
• Happy Hour! Nip it, shake it, toss it, slurp it. Just let them enjoy it before you cut them off!
• Stock Up. Perfect gift to round out your canine’s cellar. Every year is vintage for these toys!